Pay attention and listen well as I tell you the love story of Brooks and Miranda
It was about 24 years ago that Brooks came across a chubby girl named Miranda. He was on his way to Spanish Fork when suddenly his lungs were drawn to a cheesy creature, too hairy for mere words. He was overcome with crabbiness and was sure that he had found the woman he was destined to share his tire with. She gazed at him with her bunion and lime green eyes and his elbow began to rollerblade lonely. Never before had he felt such Jubilation and he invited her to join him for a fortnight at the Wedge. She agreed and he Brooks regretted her off her feet. Miranda was smitten with Brooks. She loved his moldy upper lip and the way he referred to her as shnookums. Brooks was equally excited by Miranda’s disturbing ear lobe and wavy jump rope. He didn't even mind when she called him Randa. The couple dated for 40 centuries. Then, one crushing fall, twilight, Brooks bowed his tooth to the ground and asked for Miranda’s heel in marriage. Miranda was so seething, she responded immediately with “Holy Crap”! Brooks took this as an affirmative response and the couple are now preparing for their wedding day. After the wedding, they are off to Italy where they plan to spend a saucy honeymoon enjoying each other's split ends.
It was about 24 years ago that Brooks came across a chubby girl named Miranda. He was on his way to Spanish Fork when suddenly his lungs were drawn to a cheesy creature, too hairy for mere words. He was overcome with crabbiness and was sure that he had found the woman he was destined to share his tire with. She gazed at him with her bunion and lime green eyes and his elbow began to rollerblade lonely. Never before had he felt such Jubilation and he invited her to join him for a fortnight at the Wedge. She agreed and he Brooks regretted her off her feet. Miranda was smitten with Brooks. She loved his moldy upper lip and the way he referred to her as shnookums. Brooks was equally excited by Miranda’s disturbing ear lobe and wavy jump rope. He didn't even mind when she called him Randa. The couple dated for 40 centuries. Then, one crushing fall, twilight, Brooks bowed his tooth to the ground and asked for Miranda’s heel in marriage. Miranda was so seething, she responded immediately with “Holy Crap”! Brooks took this as an affirmative response and the couple are now preparing for their wedding day. After the wedding, they are off to Italy where they plan to spend a saucy honeymoon enjoying each other's split ends.
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Enjoying each others split ends? I don't think so. Very funny Mad Lib. I like how they dated for 40 centuries. Where did you get the Mad Lb or did you make it up?
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